blog 66

Blog 66

I once saw a Hobo with a Shotgun in the street. He had a Hangover because he took a pill of first class Xmen. His name was Harry, and he used to be a potter for a funeral home called the deathly hollows. He was met a Pirates in the Caribbean, and sailed with him to Florida to look for some fountain. This trip made his knees really Thor. Along with his shotgun, he was carrying a Green Lantern. A Panda followed him, and had Kung Fu painted on his forehead. He was on his way to meet Five Fast Bridesmaids. This hobo was a badass. I talked to him once. He told me about how he used to be an assassin. He used to be named Jason Bourne, and he killed bitches for fun. Just douches mainly, but anyone who pissed him off too. The CIA was after him, so he killed the boss of the CIA, became boss himself, and fired all the people who were trying to catch him. He was the Dos Equis most interesting man in the world at one point, then decided that was too boring of a title, so he quit in order to be an international criminal. He was once in Thailand, and ate some rufied marshmallows. He and his friends woke up he next day, and didn't know what had happened. They lost their friend Teddy but ended up finding him at the end. I know this blog sounds stupid as hell, my bad.