Blog 53
The word I am going to blog about is Assassin. I am an assassin because of my extensive training in the Rocky Mountains, my native home. I trained with mountain lions, bears, elk, deer and mountain goats. I would climb 1000 foot cliffs, only to dive off the edge into bales of hay, and pounce on a mountain lion unexpectedly. I can blend into people like camouflage in a forest. I am an expert of disguise, along with free-running and athletic ability. Pretty much I am a one man army. I have been asked by the United States army several times to join, and also by the United States Marine Corps, and the Navy Seals. But my theory on that is that it wouldn't be fair for other countries if I joined. Any war would over in a matter of seconds, and the world would be at peace. I'm like IronMan, but I don't need a sweet-ass suit to be damn good at what I do. The reason I am so sweet is my training with the video game, Assassin's Creed. After reading this, many of you may think I am weird as hell, but before you judge, think of how hard it is to write 250 words with this prompt. It's pretty tough. So even though this story was weird, it was the only way I could write the needed amount. So don't judge me, just accept my sweet story. On another note, this is our 53rd blog, kinda ridiculous. But I really am an assassin.
Most amusing blog I have read yet. Assassin's Creed was fun though.
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you sir. I enjoyed writing it. Assassin's Creed is the only video game i've been able to sit down for more than a half an hour and play.
ReplyDeleteThis game must be popular. This is the second blog I've read about.
ReplyDeleteHa swear all your blogs are funny, im reading all 70 to get my commenting done, sorry to clog up your e-mail,
ReplyDeleteYou sure do love everything assassin related. I can vouch for you though. You are quite the assassin on the basketball court.
ReplyDeleteI do, I must say I do love assassin stuff Reece. I'm not into video games very much, but Assassin's Creed is so fucking cool, I can't even deny it. And thanks man, you're quite the assassin as well, just more situated in the paint.
ReplyDeleteThis is some good stuff I shall keep reading.
ReplyDeletei dont know if i would call myself an assassin. i'm not nearly as fast as you, i thought i was watching derrick rose or d wade a few times the other day
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