Blog 60
If I was born in a different time period. I would have been an assassino by the name of Etzio. I would have had extraordinary skills in the areas of blending in, free running, and of course assassinations. I would have been a member of the brotherhood and would have fought the Borgia in Rome. You may at this point be thinking, “what the hell is wrong with this kid?” Well, I'm just stating the truth. I would have been an assassin. Assassins were all over the place at earlier times in the world. They fought for good shit and killed bad people. They pretty much wrecked shit and ruled the world. BOOM. I, therefore, would have ruled the world at that time. I'd chain kill the shit out of the guards, and dive off of buildings like nobody's business. If I wasn't Etzio, I would probably just be a peasant, let's be real. Before our time, normal people kind of got shafted for the most part. You were either the ruling class that had a shit-ton of money and suppressed the hell out of the poor people or you were the poor people. BUT, it would have been pretty sweet to live in other times than now. I would love to be able to see the Mayan Civilization, the Incas, the Ancient Egyptians, the Roman Empire, the Mongols, the Ancient Chinese, and many other civilizations. The past would have been awesome in many ways, but also pretty rough in many ways.
I started laughing as soon as I read this, but Assassins creed is a good game ha, and it would be pretty sweet to be like that.
ReplyDeleteThis was pretty funny. Isn't there supposed to be another game at some point?
ReplyDeleteYeah I think there is another one coming out in November called Revelations. I'm pretty sure it's based in Istanbul.
ReplyDeleteWait this is a game? I just thought it was a really cool story.
ReplyDeletethis is funny. Hey don't give up on your dreams as an assassin just yet, maybe we will have a revolution and we will need you to kick some ass.
ReplyDeleteDammit Gus! Stop telling everyone about our secret brotherhood!
ReplyDeleteMatt, I would LOVE to be able to do that stuff. The free-running and everything would be so cool. But the thing I have realized lately is, the buildings we have nowadays don't exactly lend towards climbing up. Oh well.
ReplyDeleteLisa, this game is called Assassin's Creed. It's a ballin' game and I want to be like Etzio.
ReplyDeleteAbe, I like the optimism. I'm definitely gonna train for the event of a revolution or something of the sort. I hope that doesn't happen though.
ReplyDeleteReece, I'm sorry, I broke the first rule of the brotherhood. We shouldn't even be having this conversation right now!
ReplyDeleteThat game is sick nasty, I love playing it.
ReplyDeleteYou broke the first two rules of the brotherhood! wait maybe that was another blog
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