Blog 62
Socks scare the hell out of me. For as long as I can remember I've been terrified of socks. They literally restrict my feet from growing. They stink. They restrict my movement. I am scared of dachshunds, also known as wiener dogs. Why do they look so weird? What is their point? I am scared of pickles. They smell pretty weird. They taste worse than they smell. I and scared of giraffes. Why are their necks so long? Why do they live in Africa? Why do they have spots? I am scared of limestone. I am scared of care bears. I am scared of cats. Cats suck. I hate cats. Cats hate me. They have always scratched me and clawed me whenever I try to pet them. Cats are terrible pets. They are antisocial and stuck up. Dogs are a hundred times better. Dogs are social and genuinely love their masters. Cats hates their masters. Plus, cats poop and piss in the house. That's just nasty. The color yellow scares me. Concrete scares me. But on a serious note, sharks scare me. Sharks are terrifying. They are killing machines. Literally every ounce of their body is made to kill others animals and devour them. In reality, I am really just afraid of being afraid so I live my life as if anything has the ability to destroy me. I never walk with pointy object because they can stab you. Sidewalks are also scary because they tend to be uneven and you can trip on them and slip into the road and get hit by a large car. Life is very dangerous and I am afraid of life because if you don't have life then you will be dead but I am afraid of death and by the transitive property I am therefore afraid of life. The keys on my computer are trying to steal energy from my body so I must stop typing now because otherwise I will die and not be able to finish the blog project.
That is a lot of things to be scared of!
ReplyDeleteLimestone is pretty frightening. You just have to show care bears who's boss.
ReplyDeleteIf you are afraid of sharks, be sure never to watch Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus!
ReplyDeleteThis is a very interesting list of things to be scared off, and those computers stealing your energy, have you tried gloves?
ReplyDeleteUneven sidewalks are really scary when I ride my longboard. You never know when that one bump is going to send you flying.
ReplyDeleteI was petrified the entire time I was reading this blog! There are so many scary things in this blog, you should put a warning at the top of it.
ReplyDeleteLisa, yes it is. I am actually not scared of any of these besides sharks!!
ReplyDeleteCody, I agree that care bears must be shown who is boss. They can be scary though. They are very intimidating. Have you seen Toy Story 3?
ReplyDeleteRichard, if I watched that movie I would have nightmares for weeks.
ReplyDeleteAbe, that's a great idea! I have never thought of that. I'm going to try that.
ReplyDeleteMatt, uneven sidewalks are a huge threat to longboarding. I know exactly where you are coming from with that.
ReplyDeleteReece, I am sorry, I should have put a warning sign on top of this blog. That was unthoughtful of me.
ReplyDeleteSocks do kinda suck, but wearing shoes barefoot would have a much worse smell.
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